Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why was the belt sent to jail?
It held up a pair of pants.