Funny Questions to Ask your friends.... (2) Share some funny jokes

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Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left its Windows open

Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear

Q: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts

Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together

Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: "Hello, bud!"

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems

Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.

Q: Why was the belt sent to jail?
A: It held up a pair of pants

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.